Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Myrd Norris Facts, aka "I have way too much time on my hands":
- Myrd doesn't code, he waits, and the code writes itself
- Myrd is so tough, no bugs in real life get within 10 feet of him
- Myrd knew code from the start; he did his first program compile while still in his mother's womb
- Skynet was originally to be created by Myrd, but he got bored of it and never finished
- Myrd actually reprogrammed the original terminator, but a kid by the name of John Conner stole his data and claimed it as his own
- Myrd is so badass that when Hal 9000 heard he was coming, it disconnected itself
- Myrd is so well known, that in the coding world, it's not WWJD (what would Jesus do), but HWMC (how would Myrd code)
- Myrd is so strong that he created a compression algorithm that actually gives BACK hard drive space
- Myrd is so intelligent, he really DID stop the Independence Day Aliens from attacking by using a PowerBook 5300
- Myrd is so feared that he can stare at a bug and it fixes itself
- Myrd originally dabbled in light bulbs, but stopped after making one; we know it by the name 'Livermore Centennial Bulb'
- Myrd doesn't need to use a memory neuralizer, he just recodes your engrams
- Myrd is so efficient, that instead of 1 universe in a single atom, he created 5
- On the 8th day, Myrd didn't rest, and decided to stick with only 7
- While Zephram Cochrane was the first human to go warp speed, Myrd was the one who fixed the ship and preprogramed all the controls while Zephram was drunk
- The first rule of Myrd is that there aren't any rules, only infinite dimesions of code
- Myrd created The Force for a middle school science project
- Myrd knows 2+2=5; the rest of the world just doesn't understand it yet
Myrd Norris Facts
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lol oog i think the exclamation should of been "myrd"oogaBooga wrote:jesus
lol did myrd give godz an autographed picture or something?
if one does not learn from the failings of the past they are likely to suffer its return.
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Godzfire is likely off his medication. 
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Definitely not. The vowels and consonants Are in the right place for a more appropriate nAme, however.lol oog i think the exclamation should of been "myrd"
