Giant opportunity for up and coming map makers

[DarthRevan555]

Knights of The Golden Circle Mapmaking Team! is now taking applications and resumes for a junior partner apprentice position in our international and multi-regional corporation. Most of you know how rare an opportunity this is, but for those that don't, let me explain.

KGCâ„¢ is a household name, that brought you groundbreaking plugins such as:

• Myth III: The Wolf Age (For Myth 2)
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/m ... f-age-demo

•Gladiators
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/kgc-gladiators

•Gladiators 2: Underworld
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/k ... underworld

•Gladiators 3: Requiem
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/k ... rs-requiem

•Gladiators 4: Apotheosis
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/k ... apotheosis

• Gladiators 5: Depredation
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/k ... epredation

• Defend The Fort
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/defend-the-fort

• The Great Journey
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/t ... journey-ii

Not to mention this incredible list which include the KGCâ„¢ brand name:

http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/r ... l-textures
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/r ... l-textures
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/r ... es-revised
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/d ... e-textures
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/four-seasons-2
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/s ... llancarfan
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/ghol-arena-v1
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/storm-the-fort-v2

By submitting yourself to our mapmaking group, you would become a part of the KGCâ„¢ brand, and it would bring you big name exposure. It will open doors and provide you immeasurable opportunity in the Myth mapmaking industry. I can introduce you to Santas Head, the creator of the WW2! plugin, personally. He and I are good friends, I introduced him to to scientology. Other close mapmaking friends of mine include Nonte RoM, PHANTOM, Melak, Bothar, Bubba, Pinewood, ChrisPoo, Torch, and Clam. Being a part of Knights of The Golden Circle will allow you access to their classified alpha tests and maybe even land you an internship on one of their projects. We'll teach you how to use untag like Zak, create projectiles like Autohost, make colormaps like Spambot, or detail textures like Krok.

So if you would like to join a cult containing Zaknafein, Pogue, Bagrada, GiantKillerGeneral, Honkey, Chickenwire, Karma, and Krok, please submit your applications/resumes immediately! This position fills up fast and I already have many offers from Lava members looking to jump boat. Everybody whose anybody wants in on our top secret Barney plugin in the works.

KGCâ„¢

[Melekor]

LOL, brilliant DR. Pinewood and Clam.. sign me up for your cult, I'm leaving Lava right away.

[juliocpaes]

LOL, brilliant DR. Pinewood and Clam.. sign me up for your cult, I'm leaving Lava right away.

*rolling on the floor laughing*

I also sign me up for your cult, ohhhh glory and hallelujahs to the great gods of mapmaking Zak and Darth by ...

-Big opportunity for up and coming map makers*

-Giant opportunity for up and coming map makers*

have more?

-megalodon opportunity ...can be?

[Zaknafein]

This is the poor man's version of Zaknafein's Mapmaking Team!

[DarthRevan555]

Please stop trolling in the hope of a baiting the KGC into a flame-war, Zak. If you aren't interested in submitting an application, try to avoid cluttering this thread with your inane babble.

Thank you.

[punkUser]

Hmm this is indeed a tough call. I think it's going to come down to who provides the better long term mapmaking disability benefits for me.

[A-Red]

I dunno...do you put out maps of the same quantity and quality as Creation, Badlands, and Vista Cartel? Zak says his team does.

[William Wallet]

This thread rules

[Jon God]

Successful tread/10

[GHOST®]

Maps i have Scripted. Either for myself or for others *:
The ones i can recall at least. ;o)

The Journey Continues
Wabe in the Gimble
Manistee Paintball Challenge
Requiem of the Dead
Scourge of Belial
The Woods Outback *
Darkest Before Dawn
In The Mouth of Madness
Swamp of the Damned *
The Camp: POW Rescue Mission *
Sisters of the Blade Levels 1 & 4 *
LauraCraft-TombRobber *
Green Berets Levels 1-9 *
TSG-Ascent: Level 25 *
Mazzarins Demise IV *
A Cold Winters Night
TFV-The Rebirth *
MythII Twice Re-Born
Valley of Despair

Maps that i have Debugged or Fixed

*(Bushido PC Debugging)
*(Sisters of the Blade PC Debugging Lvl2)
*(TSG PC Debugging - All levels)
*(The 7th Legion-Nightfall PC Debugging)
*(Senax Silva PC Debugging + Patch)
*(Loads of others from over the years that, i either found & squashed bugs/crashes,
and/or found, created, and/or scripted a work around for other issues/desires according the the maps author.

Tricks and FX i've created over the years: ;o)

Healable Posted Archers (TJC)
Script Based Dodging Units (POW)
Fear Based Dodging Units (RotD)
Whirlwind Suction of Units (RotD)
Dwarven Balloon Airstrike (RotD)
Respawning Units (SotD)
Landslide/Avalanche (SotD)
Base Jumping Dorf (SoB)
Burning House (SoB)
Localized Rain (SoB)
Burning Fuse (SoB)
Flowing Water LPGR (MPC)
True 'Capture the Flag' (MPC)
Exploding Outhouse w/Occupant (??)
Experience Theft (MazzIV)
Land/Exit a Helicopter (GB)
Enter/Takeoff a Helicopter (GB)
Realistic Lightning Strike/Flash (VoD)
Overcast 'clouds' Simulation (VoD)
Beheading of Units (VoD)

Interfaces Created:

Manistee Paintball Challenge Interface
Valley of Despair Interface

While i know others like Zak have released many more maps and of much higher quality than I, i do feel ive learned at least a bit over these past 12 years. Unfortunatley i am locked into an iron clad contract with Lava until the second coming of christ, so even though i really want to defect to KGCâ„¢, i risk losing my immortal soul should i ever do so. I do have satan looking for a lOOphole, but after this many years, i am thinking there isnt one to be found. :o(

If i may, i would highly suggest Pyro or OzOne if you can persuade either of them. They both appear to be well on their way to becoming, if not already, Uber ScriptOrs, making my knowledge of scripting look like that of an infant compared to that of a couple wise old men. Not to mention they were smart enough not to sign their contracts in blood like i did. ;op

Good luck!! And i look forward to future KGCâ„¢ releases.

PHANTOM©

[oogaBooga]

lol @ all this

[GHOST®]

lol @ all this

:: ties ooga's shoe laces together ::

[Olong2]

Exploding Outhouse w/Occupant (??)©

It's all downhill from here...